Bush's Law

What Athenae at First Draft says....

So no innocent people were spied on.

That's okay, then.

God, what were we all so upset about?

Had I known, you see, all along that it's okay to harm the guilty, I'd have done a lot more to make the world a better place. Run down some drug dealers with my car. Bought a gun off that guy who offered to sell me one in college and shot the asshole ex-neighbor who used to beat up his kid. Murder's against the law, of course, but I'd only kill the ones who meant to cause others trouble.

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